Post by kanshu on May 14, 2005 16:00:59 GMT -5
Because the other thread got too long...
I don't have any solid teasers yet, but maybe this will do:
Osore: This won't hurt much. Honestly.
Gojyo: Why are there splinters in my back?
Sanzo: I'll kill you.
Gojyo: I need to pee.
Sanzo: Tell anyone and you're dead.
Goku: Am I hungry?
Sanzo: Stop that.
Hakkai: It's the only way.
Wolf-youkai: Give us the sutra!
Osore: Lack of oxygen makes your head spin.
Gojyo: A monastery?
Goku: *whimper*
Kougaiji: Give me the... Damn it!
Wolf-youkai: Revenge!
Dokugakuji: OUCH!
Goku: You killed the cook! *goes apeslag*
Kougaiji: Oops! I hope my insurance covers this...
Gojyo: You can't fool me, Sanzo.
Sanzo: *snore*
Hakkai: You're impossible.
Jeep: Kyuu!
Gojyo: Toilet paper, cigarettes... What!?
Sanzo: He was supposed to be safe there!
Dokugakuji: We should tell them.
Kougaiji: They left him behind!
Hakkai: ...
Gojyo: East!
Sanzo: West!
Jeep: Kyuu!
Yaone: *conspires*
Dokugakuji: *flies*
Sanzo: *shattered*
Hakkai: AWOL
Gojyo: It's cold!
Sanzo: Shut up and die already.
Dokugakuji: Uh-oh!
Hakkai: You really don't want to...!
Golden Eyes: *grin* But I do!
Sanzo: *nightmaring*
Gojyo: Don't do this to me, Sanzo!
Kougaiji: *worried*
Yaone: Kougaiji-sama?
Gojyo: *deprieved*
Goku: *unconscious*
Dungeon: *dark*
Hakkai: Chains so don't suit me!
Osore: I'm a monster.
Jeep: Kyuu!
Gojyo: You summond a cloud and fly away, or what?
Osore: All that weiss!
Sanzo: Walk!
Gojyo: I don't think that's a good idea...
Ice: *breaks*
Gojyo: *blubb*
Sanzo: Awooga!
Lee: Where's my camera?
Sanzo: You're dead. Die already.
Dokugakuji: *bleeding*
Ice: *treacherous*
Lee: Now, Sanzo, this is your new armoury officer, Lieutenant Malcom Reed...
Reed: You must be kidding...
Sanzo: I'm going to kill you. And then him!
Lee: Eep!
Reed: You can't kill me.
Sanzo: I can kill you. I have this.
Reed: So do I...
Sanzo: Is that so... *smirk*
Reed: *compares* Mine is bigger than yours.
Sanzo: Size doesn't matter.
Reed: Mine has fancy lights, and two settings.
Sanzo: Feh.
Lee: Guys... Could we continue?
Sanzo: *fires*
Reed: *fires*
Lee: *unconscious*
Chapter: *scrapped*
I don't have any solid teasers yet, but maybe this will do:
Osore: This won't hurt much. Honestly.
Gojyo: Why are there splinters in my back?
Sanzo: I'll kill you.
Gojyo: I need to pee.
Sanzo: Tell anyone and you're dead.
Goku: Am I hungry?
Sanzo: Stop that.
Hakkai: It's the only way.
Wolf-youkai: Give us the sutra!
Osore: Lack of oxygen makes your head spin.
Gojyo: A monastery?
Goku: *whimper*
Kougaiji: Give me the... Damn it!
Wolf-youkai: Revenge!
Dokugakuji: OUCH!
Goku: You killed the cook! *goes apeslag*
Kougaiji: Oops! I hope my insurance covers this...
Gojyo: You can't fool me, Sanzo.
Sanzo: *snore*
Hakkai: You're impossible.
Jeep: Kyuu!
Gojyo: Toilet paper, cigarettes... What!?
Sanzo: He was supposed to be safe there!
Dokugakuji: We should tell them.
Kougaiji: They left him behind!
Hakkai: ...
Gojyo: East!
Sanzo: West!
Jeep: Kyuu!
Yaone: *conspires*
Dokugakuji: *flies*
Sanzo: *shattered*
Hakkai: AWOL
Gojyo: It's cold!
Sanzo: Shut up and die already.
Dokugakuji: Uh-oh!
Hakkai: You really don't want to...!
Golden Eyes: *grin* But I do!
Sanzo: *nightmaring*
Gojyo: Don't do this to me, Sanzo!
Kougaiji: *worried*
Yaone: Kougaiji-sama?
Gojyo: *deprieved*
Goku: *unconscious*
Dungeon: *dark*
Hakkai: Chains so don't suit me!
Osore: I'm a monster.
Jeep: Kyuu!
Gojyo: You summond a cloud and fly away, or what?
Osore: All that weiss!
Sanzo: Walk!
Gojyo: I don't think that's a good idea...
Ice: *breaks*
Gojyo: *blubb*
Sanzo: Awooga!
Lee: Where's my camera?
Sanzo: You're dead. Die already.
Dokugakuji: *bleeding*
Ice: *treacherous*
Lee: Now, Sanzo, this is your new armoury officer, Lieutenant Malcom Reed...
Reed: You must be kidding...
Sanzo: I'm going to kill you. And then him!
Lee: Eep!
Reed: You can't kill me.
Sanzo: I can kill you. I have this.
Reed: So do I...
Sanzo: Is that so... *smirk*
Reed: *compares* Mine is bigger than yours.
Sanzo: Size doesn't matter.
Reed: Mine has fancy lights, and two settings.
Sanzo: Feh.
Lee: Guys... Could we continue?
Sanzo: *fires*
Reed: *fires*
Lee: *unconscious*
Chapter: *scrapped*